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Rtcl 1 Ll hmn bngs R brn fr Nd ql N dgnty Nd rghts. Thy R Ndwd wth rsn Nd cnscnc Nd shld Ct twrds wn "Nthr N srt F brthrhd.
Rtcl 2 vryn s nttld t ll th rghts nd frdms st frth n ths Dclrtn, wtht dstnctn f ny knd, sch s rc, clr, sx, lngg, rlgn, pltcl r thr pnn, ntnl r scl rgn, prprty, brth r thr stts. Frthrmr, n dstnctn shll b md n th bss f th pltcl, jrsdctnl r ntrntnl stts f th cntry r trrtry t whch prsn blngs, whthr t b ndpndnt, trst, nn-slf-gvrnng r ndr ny thr lmttn f svrgnty.
Rtcl 3 vryn hs th rght t lf, lbrty nd scrty f prsn.
Rtcl 4 N n shll b hld n slvry r srvtd; slvry nd th slv trd shll b prhbtd n ll thr frms.
rtcl 5 N n shll b sbjctd t trtr r t crl, nhmn r dgrdng trtmnt r pnshmnt.
rtcl 6 vryn hs th rght t rcgntn vrywhr s prsn bfr th lw.
rtcl 7 ll r ql bfr th lw nd r nttld wtht ny dscrmntn t ql prtctn f th lw. ll r nttld t ql prtctn gnst ny dscrmntn n vltn f ths Dclrtn nd gnst ny nctmnt t sch dscrmntn.
rtcl 8 vryn hs th rght t n ffctv rmdy by th cmptnt ntnl trbnls fr cts vltng th fndmntl rghts grntd hm by th cnstttn r by lw.
rtcl 9 N n shll b sbjctd t rbtrry rrst, dtntn r xl.
rtcl 10 vryn s nttld n fll qlty t fr nd pblc hrng by n ndpndnt nd mprtl trbnl, n th dtrmntn f hs rghts nd blgtns nd f ny crmnl chrg gnst hm.
rtcl 11
1. vryn chrgd wth pnl ffnc hs th rght t b prsmd nncnt ntl prvd glty ccrdng t lw n pblc trl t whch h hs hd ll th grnts ncssry fr hs dfnc. 2. N n shll b hld glty f ny pnl ffnc n ccnt f ny ct r mssn whch dd nt cnsttt pnl ffnc, ndr ntnl r ntrntnl lw, t th tm whn t ws cmmttd. Nr shll hvr pnlty b mpsd thn th n tht ws pplcbl t th tm th pnl ffnc ws cmmttd.
rtcl 12 N n shll b sbjctd t rbtrry ntrfrnc wth hs prvcy, fmly, hm r crrspndnc, nr t ttcks pn hs hnr nd rpttn. vryn hs th rght t th prtctn f th lw gnst sch ntrfrnc r ttcks.
rtcl 13
1. vryn hs th rght t frdm f mvmnt nd rsdnc wthn th brdrs f ch stt. 2. vryn hs th rght t lv ny cntry, ncldng hs wn, nd t rtrn t hs cntry.
rtcl 14
1. vryn hs th rght t sk nd t njy n thr cntrs sylm frm prsctn.
2. Ths rght my nt b nvkd n th cs f prsctns gnnly rsng frm nn-pltcl crms r frm cts cntrry t th prpss nd prncpls f th ntd Ntns.
rtcl 15
1. vryn hs th rght t ntnlty.
2. N n shll b rbtrrly dprvd f hs ntnlty nr dnd th rght t chng hs ntnlty.
rtcl 16
1. Mn nd wmn f fll g, wtht ny lmttn d t rc, ntnlty r rlgn, hv th rght t mrry nd t fnd fmly. Thy r nttld t ql rghts s t mrrg, drng mrrg nd t ts dssltn.
2. Mrrg shll b ntrd nt nly wth th fr nd fll cnsnt f th ntndng spss.
3. Th fmly s th ntrl nd fndmntl grp nt f scty nd s nttld t prtctn by scty nd th Stt.
rtcl 17
1. vryn hs th rght t wn prprty ln s wll s n ssctn wth thrs.
2. N n shll b rbtrrly dprvd f hs prprty.
rtcl 18 vryn hs th rght t frdm f thght, cnscnc nd rlgn; ths rght nclds frdm t chng hs rlgn r blf, nd frdm, thr ln r n cmmnty wth thrs nd n pblc r prvt, t mnfst hs rlgn r blf n tchng, prctc, wrshp nd bsrvnc. rtcl 19 vryn hs th rght t frdm f pnn nd xprssn; ths rght nclds frdm t hld pnns wtht ntrfrnc nd t sk, rcv nd mprt nfrmtn nd ds thrgh ny md nd rgrdlss f frntrs.
rtcl 20
1. vryn hs th rght t frdm f pcfl ssmbly nd ssctn.
2. N n my b cmplld t blng t n ssctn.
rtcl 21
1. vryn hs th rght t tk prt n th gvrnmnt f thr cntry, drctly r thrgh frly chsn rprsnttvs.
2. vryn hs th rght f ql ccss t pblc srvc n thr cntry.
3. Th wll f th ppl shll b th bss f th thrty f gvrnmnt; ths wll shll b xprssd n prdc nd gnn lctns whch shll b by nvrsl nd ql sffrg nd shll b hld by scrt vt r by qvlnt fr vtng prcdrs.
rtcl 22 vryn, s mmbr f scty, hs th rght t scl scrty nd s nttld t rlztn, thrgh ntnl ffrt nd ntrntnl c-prtn nd n ccrdnc wth th rgnztn nd rsrcs f ch Stt, f th cnmc, scl nd cltrl rghts ndspnsbl fr hs dgnty nd th fr dvlpmnt f hs prsnlty.
rtcl 23
1. vryn hs th rght t wrk, t fr chc f mplymnt, t jst nd fvrbl cndtns f wrk nd t prtctn gnst nmplymnt.
2. vryn, wtht ny dscrmntn, hs th rght t ql py fr ql wrk.
3. vryn wh wrks hs th rght t jst nd fvrbl rmnrtn nsrng fr hmslf nd hs fmly n xstnc wrthy f hmn dgnty, nd spplmntd, f ncssry, by thr mns f scl prtctn.
4. vryn hs th rght t frm nd t jn trd nns fr th prtctn f hs ntrsts.
rtcl 24 vryn hs th rght t rst nd lsr, ncldng rsnbl lmttn f wrkng hrs nd prdc hldys wth py.
rtcl 25
1. vryn hs th rght t stndrd f lvng dqt fr th hlth nd wll-bng f hmslf nd f hs fmly, ncldng fd, clthng, hsng nd mdcl cr nd ncssry scl srvcs, nd th rght t scrty n th vnt f nmplymnt, scknss, dsblty, wdwhd, ld g r thr lck f lvlhd n crcmstncs bynd hs cntrl.
2. Mthrhd nd chldhd r nttld t spcl cr nd ssstnc. ll chldrn, whthr brn n r t f wdlck, shll njy th sm scl prtctn.
rtcl 26
1. vryn hs th rght t dctn. dctn shll b fr, t lst n th lmntry nd fndmntl stgs. lmntry dctn shll b cmplsry. Tchncl nd prfssnl dctn shll b md gnrlly vlbl nd hghr dctn shll b qlly ccssbl t ll n th bss f mrt.
2. dctn shll b drctd t th fll dvlpmnt f th hmn prsnlty nd t th strngthnng f rspct fr hmn rghts nd fndmntl frdms. t shll prmt ndrstndng, tlrnc nd frndshp mng ll ntns, rcl r rlgs grps, nd shll frthr th ctvts f th ntd Ntns fr th mntnnc f pc.
3. Prnts hv prr rght t chs th knd f dctn tht shll b gvn t thr chldrn. rtcl 27
1. vryn hs th rght frly t prtcpt n th cltrl lf f th cmmnty, t njy th rts nd t shr n scntfc dvncmnt nd ts bnfts.
2. vryn hs th rght t th prtctn f th mrl nd mtrl ntrsts rsltng frm ny scntfc, ltrry r rtstc prdctn f whch h s th thr.
rtcl 28 vryn s nttld t scl nd ntrntnl rdr n whch th rghts nd frdms st frth n ths Dclrtn cn b flly rlzd.
rtcl 29
1. vryn hs dts t th cmmnty n whch ln th fr nd fll dvlpmnt f hs prsnlty s pssbl.
2. n th xrcs f hs rghts nd frdms, vryn shll b sbjct nly t sch lmttns s r dtrmnd by lw slly fr th prps f scrng d rcgntn nd rspct fr th rghts nd frdms f thrs nd f mtng th jst rqrmnts f mrlty, pblc rdr nd th gnrl wlfr n dmcrtc scty.
3. Ths rghts nd frdms my n n cs b xrcsd cntrry t th prpss nd prncpls f th ntd Ntns.
rtcl 30 Nthng n ths Dclrtn my b ntrprtd s mplyng fr ny Stt, grp r prsn ny rght t ngg n ny ctvty r t prfrm ny ct md t th dstrctn f ny f th rghts nd frdms st frth hrn.

THE ROAD NOT TAKEN

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

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